New T-Shirt! Lock Up Your Bicycles!


It only took us a quarter of a century, but here it is!

Designed by Tank Girl co-creators Hewlett and Martin back in the mid 1990’s, this t-shirt was shelved before it ever went on sale. We excavated the original design, cleaned it up, and applied a superb SEVEN COLOUR SCREEN PRINT!

The sarcastic legend “Lock Up Your Bicycles” came about after MGM started using the tag-line “Lock Up Your Sons” on publicity for the Tank Girl Movie. We thought it was funny.

Professionally screen-printed onto quality cotton black shirts, with sewn-in embroidered TG tag and card swing tag. These shirts are durable, questionable, fashionable, and idiotic. Great for breaking the ice at parties!



Issue three of Wonderful World of Tank Girl is now available for PRE-ORDER! THE MAN FROM TANK GIRL by Martin and Parson – Tank Girl goes undercover and Sub Girl goes under the covers in this spy-thriller epic! The gang find themselves at the mercy of Australia’s nastiest crime syndicate, and there’s only one way out – acting like a bunch of stupid secret agents! Join the fun for unbreakable codes, useless gadgets, slimy seductions, and an astoundingly bloodthirsty six-page car chase through the streets of Sydney! In Shops: Dec 27, 2017
Order code for this cover – Brett Parson Cover A – OCT171852


Issue #2 of the upcoming series The Wonderful World of Tank Girl is now available for pre-order. A stand-alone story, wrapped up in one single issue. THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING TANK GIRL. A Wilde time is guaranteed for all. Shown here –
Cover A by Brett Parson – use code SEP171911 when ordering. Arriving 22nd November.

“Tank Girl and the gang are back in the second instalment of four brand-new, epic, stand-alone stories! The gang spend a farcical weekend at one of Jet Girls numerous stately homes. Tea is drunk, crumpets are dunked, antique dresses are worn, a secondary character dies in excruciating pain, more tea, and a startling revelation about one or more of our heroes’ ancestries is revealed!”

Tank Girl creators at MEANWHILE COMIC CON Chichester!

Along with legendary artists Mike McMahon (Tank Girl – Carioca) and WJC (Solid State TG and 21st Century TG), I will be a guest at Meanwhile Comic Con in Chichester, West Sussex! The one-day event takes place on Saturday 30th September at Chichester College, and will include signings, panels, and competitions. A great family-friendly time is guaranteed for all!

Check the Meanwhile website for full details and very reasonable ticket prices – MEANWHILE COMIC CON